{{define "title"}}{{.Room.Name}}{{end}} {{/* The front door: the only page in here a stranger is allowed to see. It exists because a link has to unfurl into something, and because a casino whose first move is to shove you at an auth screen is a casino you'd assume was broken. Nothing on this page can be played — every table below sends you through sign-in first, and comes back to the table you picked. */}} {{define "main"}}
{{/* No decoration in here on purpose. The chip stacks want the casino's JS, which the door doesn't load, and an emoji big enough to balance the hero is an emoji that isn't on every machine. The share card carries the pictures; the door carries the way in. */}}

The doors are open

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Six tables, played against the house and its bots, for the same euros you already have. A chip is worth a euro, the house takes {{.RakePct}}% of what you win and nothing at all when you lose, and whatever you don't spend comes back when you cash out.

Sign in and sit down You'll need a parodia.dev account.

The tables

{{template "_door_table" dict "Href" "/games/blackjack" "Emoji" "🃏" "Name" "Blackjack" "Line" "Six decks, blackjack pays 3:2."}} {{template "_door_table" dict "Href" "/games/holdem" "Emoji" "♠️" "Name" "Texas hold'em" "Line" "A cash game against bots that were trained on it."}} {{template "_door_table" dict "Href" "/games/uno" "Emoji" "🎴" "Name" "UNO" "Line" "Three tables, and a No Mercy deck that bites."}} {{template "_door_table" dict "Href" "/games/trivia" "Emoji" "🧠" "Name" "Trivia" "Line" "A ladder. Climb it or bank it."}} {{template "_door_table" dict "Href" "/games/hangman" "Emoji" "🔤" "Name" "Hangman" "Line" "Longer words pay more, for the obvious reason."}} {{template "_door_table" dict "Href" "/games/solitaire" "Emoji" "🂡" "Name" "Solitaire" "Line" "Klondike, and the deal you pick sets the price."}}

{{if eq .Room.Slug "casinopolis"}}The lights come on at six, and the place changes its name. {{else}}It goes back to being Casinopolis at six in the morning.{{end}}

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