Three things, and the first one was a bug.
Your own hand didn't move until the lap ended. bump() keeps the bots'
fans honest and has always refused seat zero, and nothing else touched
yours — so a +4 landing on you at the top of a lap put four backs into
your hand and then nothing, and the cards themselves turned up seconds
later when the script finished and paint() finally ran. You spent the
whole lap looking at a hand you no longer held. The engine now stamps
your hand onto every event that changes it (Event.Hand, seat zero only,
which is the one hand the browser is already entitled to see) and the
table redraws as the cards land. Measured in the running app: 2 -> 3
cards at 414ms into a 1791ms lap.
You couldn't call UNO, and not because the button was missing: going
down to one card *was* the call. discard() fired the uno event by
itself, which made it a thing that happened to you rather than a thing
you did, and a rule nobody can fail is not a rule. So now you say it or
you don't (Move.Uno), and if you don't, every bot still in the game gets
one look at you before any of them plays — because a bot that has moved
on is a bot that has stopped watching your hand. It runs the other way
too, and that half is the fun one: a bot forgets often enough to be
worth watching for, and when it does it says *nothing*. No event, no
badge, no tell on the felt except the count beside its fan reading
"1 card". Catch it and it takes two; call a seat that had nothing to
hide and you take two yourself, which is what stops the catch button
from being a thing you simply mash.
Which cards owe the call is the engine's answer, not a count of your
hand: No Mercy's "discard all" takes every card of its colour with it,
so a six-card hand can land on one, and a browser subtracting one from
six walks you into a catch it never warned you about.
And the room was silent. Every sound in here is *made* — an oscillator,
a burst of filtered noise, an envelope — the same bargain the weather
engine takes with its clouds. A card is a slap of noise through a
bandpass, a chip is two detuned sines with a knock on the front, a win
is four notes going up. No asset files, no round trips, and a sound can
be pitched and detuned per call instead of being the same wav three
hundred times. Hooked into the FX layer rather than into the games, so
every table that throws a chip or turns a card got it at once.
The multiples moved, and the test that exists to catch that caught it.
The naive strategy now calls UNO, because calling is a button and not a
strategy — what these tiers price is bad card play, not a player who
ignores the felt shouting at them — and on that footing the normal
tables come back to where they were (40.1 / 28.5 / 23.1). No Mercy Full
House did not: it was paying a *negative* house edge, which is the house
paying you to sit down. Re-priced 3.8 -> 3.5.
Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_013M5nD7PgUboJXoDcYHzpuJ
The trivia ladder handled a walk before it looked at the clock, so the
timeout only ever bit if the browser volunteered it. Sit on a question,
look it up, answer if you find it and walk if you don't, and you never
lose a ladder. The clock is now the first thing that happens to a move.
The house's chip rack was wired up as bet buttons on blackjack and
hangman: it's four spans with data-chip on them and nothing said the
handler only wanted the real ones. Clicking the house's money raised
your bet.
Hangman had two definitions of "a letter you'd guess" — unicode in the
engine, ASCII in the renderer — and a phrase with an accent in it would
have had no tile to fill and no key to fill it with. One definition now.
Plus: trivia's countdown no longer freezes at zero when the server turns
down a timeout report it was early for, questions whose wrong answer
decodes into the right one are dropped at the door, and hangman bets on
PeteFX's spot like every other table instead of its own copy of it.
Trivia had every Go test passing and had never been in a browser, which
this plan's own rule says means nothing. So: play it.
The game itself holds up. The clock drains honestly and does not restart
on a reload, the multiple compounds, walking pays exactly what the felt
quoted, the reveal marks the right answer, and the auto-submit at zero
lands as a timeout rather than an illegal move. The next question's
answer never crosses the wire.
Two bugs only the browser could show:
- The spot printed double the stake after every settled game. standing()
set spot.amount and *then* poured the chips on, and pour grows the pile
from what it is told is already there. The money was always right; the
number under the chips was not, which is the one rule the felt is built
on.
- The house rack sat on top of the multiplier at 390px. Its 5.75rem inset
is not a margin, it is the width of blackjack's shoe — so on a phone the
rack sits in the middle of the felt. It now shrinks on small screens and
pulls into the corner where the corner is empty; data-at says which rack
is which, because pulling blackjack's to the edge slides it under the
deck.
The dev rig seeds its own question bank now (one real OpenTDB batch per
difficulty), because a fresh dev database 503s every start otherwise.
