Bust every hand and the dealer doesn't draw, which is right, but it was also
not turning over: reveal is only emitted by dealerPlay, and busting out skips
the dealer entirely. The browser kept the hole card face down while the settled
state printed the dealer's whole total under it. Emit the reveal on that path.
And standing your bet back up after a reload read the hand's bet straight off
the settled state, which a double has already doubled. Reload, double 200, and
the next hand starts with 400 on the spot.
Plus: the share card was hand-writing a Content-Length that ServeContent
overwrites anyway, and serving a zero-byte 200 for a room with no card.
Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_013M5nD7PgUboJXoDcYHzpuJ
Blackjack has a split. It was the last rule missing from a game that has been
live for a week, and it is the only move in blackjack that takes chips out of
your stack *after* the cards are out — which is most of what there is to get
wrong about it.
So the state stops pretending. State.Player is gone; there is a slice of Hands,
each with its own cards, its own bet, its own outcome and its own payout, and an
Active index the player works left to right. Settle runs per hand and rakes per
hand: netting them against each other first would mean a player who won one and
lost one paid no rake at all, which is not a rake, it's a discount for
splitting. The web layer takes the second bet before the move and hands it
straight back if the engine refuses — the same shape double already used, except
double was staking st.Bet, the whole table's stake, which was the same number as
the hand's until today and is now emphatically not. DoubleCost/SplitCost are the
active hand's, and the felt would have found this by charging you 300 to double
the third hand of a split.
The rules that cost money if you guess them: split aces get one card each and no
say (a pair of aces is otherwise the best hand in the game, forever), 21 on a
split hand is twenty-one and not a natural (it does not pay 3:2 — the test that
pins this is the most expensive one in the file), same rank rather than same
value (a king and a queen are not a pair), four hands maximum, double after
split allowed, and if every hand busts the dealer does not turn over.
A live hand outlives a deploy, so State.UnmarshalJSON still reads the old blobs:
"player" with no "hands" becomes one hand holding the whole stake. Without it, a
player mid-hand at restart is a player whose cards vanished — which is not a
decode error, and would not have looked like one.
On the felt a hand is now a box with its own spot, and a split is a card lifting
out of one hand into a new one with a second stack of chips flying after it from
your pile. Verified in a browser against a real pair: chips 4738 -> 4638 on the
split, two hands played out, one push and one loss, "Down on the deal. -100",
4738 back. Three hands stack without collision at 390px. Settled hands come back
to full brightness — dimming means "not your turn", and when the deal is over
they are the thing you are reading.
Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_013M5nD7PgUboJXoDcYHzpuJ
Three things, and the first one was a bug.
Your own hand didn't move until the lap ended. bump() keeps the bots'
fans honest and has always refused seat zero, and nothing else touched
yours — so a +4 landing on you at the top of a lap put four backs into
your hand and then nothing, and the cards themselves turned up seconds
later when the script finished and paint() finally ran. You spent the
whole lap looking at a hand you no longer held. The engine now stamps
your hand onto every event that changes it (Event.Hand, seat zero only,
which is the one hand the browser is already entitled to see) and the
table redraws as the cards land. Measured in the running app: 2 -> 3
cards at 414ms into a 1791ms lap.
You couldn't call UNO, and not because the button was missing: going
down to one card *was* the call. discard() fired the uno event by
itself, which made it a thing that happened to you rather than a thing
you did, and a rule nobody can fail is not a rule. So now you say it or
you don't (Move.Uno), and if you don't, every bot still in the game gets
one look at you before any of them plays — because a bot that has moved
on is a bot that has stopped watching your hand. It runs the other way
too, and that half is the fun one: a bot forgets often enough to be
worth watching for, and when it does it says *nothing*. No event, no
badge, no tell on the felt except the count beside its fan reading
"1 card". Catch it and it takes two; call a seat that had nothing to
hide and you take two yourself, which is what stops the catch button
from being a thing you simply mash.
Which cards owe the call is the engine's answer, not a count of your
hand: No Mercy's "discard all" takes every card of its colour with it,
so a six-card hand can land on one, and a browser subtracting one from
six walks you into a catch it never warned you about.
And the room was silent. Every sound in here is *made* — an oscillator,
a burst of filtered noise, an envelope — the same bargain the weather
engine takes with its clouds. A card is a slap of noise through a
bandpass, a chip is two detuned sines with a knock on the front, a win
is four notes going up. No asset files, no round trips, and a sound can
be pitched and detuned per call instead of being the same wav three
hundred times. Hooked into the FX layer rather than into the games, so
every table that throws a chip or turns a card got it at once.
The multiples moved, and the test that exists to catch that caught it.
The naive strategy now calls UNO, because calling is a button and not a
strategy — what these tiers price is bad card play, not a player who
ignores the felt shouting at them — and on that footing the normal
tables come back to where they were (40.1 / 28.5 / 23.1). No Mercy Full
House did not: it was paying a *negative* house edge, which is the house
paying you to sit down. Re-priced 3.8 -> 3.5.
Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_013M5nD7PgUboJXoDcYHzpuJ
The trivia ladder handled a walk before it looked at the clock, so the
timeout only ever bit if the browser volunteered it. Sit on a question,
look it up, answer if you find it and walk if you don't, and you never
lose a ladder. The clock is now the first thing that happens to a move.
The house's chip rack was wired up as bet buttons on blackjack and
hangman: it's four spans with data-chip on them and nothing said the
handler only wanted the real ones. Clicking the house's money raised
your bet.
Hangman had two definitions of "a letter you'd guess" — unicode in the
engine, ASCII in the renderer — and a phrase with an accent in it would
have had no tile to fill and no key to fill it with. One definition now.
Plus: trivia's countdown no longer freezes at zero when the server turns
down a timeout report it was early for, questions whose wrong answer
decodes into the right one are dropped at the door, and hangman bets on
PeteFX's spot like every other table instead of its own copy of it.
Solitaire, Vegas rules — the only shape solitaire has ever had as a
gambling game. You don't win or lose the deal: the stake buys the deck
outright, and every card you get home to a foundation pays a fifty-second
of the tier's multiple back. Cash the board whenever you like and keep
what you've banked, so a board that has gone dead is a decision rather
than a wall. No undo: the stake is spent the moment the deck is bought,
and an undo would be a way to walk a losing board backwards until it wins.
Three deals, and the two dials are the whole difficulty of Klondike.
Patient draws one with unlimited passes and pays 1.4x, so it takes 38
cards home to get square. Vegas draws three, three times round, 2.2x,
square at 24. Cutthroat draws three and gives you one pass, 3.4x, square
at 16 — most of those boards never clear, and you're ahead long before
they would.
internal/games/klondike is the same pure reducer as the other two, and
Pays() is one function for the same reason hangman's is. Two fuzzers hold
the deck together: no sequence of moves can lose or duplicate a card, and
the board stays well-formed. They earned their keep immediately — the
first thing they caught was a recycle that reversed the waste. It flips as
a block, so the card drawn first comes out first, and reversing it would
have dealt a different game on every pass and quietly broken the seed in
the audit log.
The browser never sees the stock or a face-down card, which here is most
of the deck rather than blackjack's one hole card: a column sends how many
cards are under it, never which.
The table re-renders and animates the difference. Blackjack plays back a
script because a hand only ever grows at one end; solitaire moves runs
from anywhere to anywhere and an auto-finish moves eleven cards at once,
so a script of "append this card there" would be a second engine over here
and it would be the one that's wrong. Instead the board on screen is
always exactly the board the server says exists, and each card is played
from where it just was to where it now is. The events supply only what a
diff can't: where a newly-revealed card came from, and what the board is
worth.
The rules are mirrored in JS on purpose, and only to light up the columns
a held card can go to. Being shown where a card goes is the game teaching
you; being told no after you commit is the game scolding you. The server
still decides, and a disagreement snaps the board back to what it says.
Two things came out into the open rather than being copied, which is the
rule this room runs on: casino-cards.js (the deck — faces, pips, the flip)
and PeteFX.spot() (the pile of chips and the number under it, which now
owns the rule that the number is a readout of the pile). Blackjack uses
both.
Not yet driven in a browser.
The table dealt cards but settled money by editing a number. So the felt got
the two things it was missing: a bet spot in front of you, and the house's rack
beside the shoe. Every chip is now always travelling between one of those and
the other.
You build a bet by throwing chips onto the spot — the chip you clicked is the
chip that flies. The stake sits there through the hand. The house pays out of
its rack into the spot, and the pile is then swept back to your stack. A loss
goes to the rack and does not come back.
Two rules hold it together. The number under the pile is a readout of the pile,
never the other way round: the bet starts at nothing rather than at a default
nobody put down, and a settled hand leaves your stake back up on the spot,
because otherwise the panel prints "your bet: 300" over an empty circle. And
the chip bar does not move until the chips that justify it have landed — a
counter that pays you before the dealer turns over is a counter that has told
you the ending.
casino-fx.js is the engine underneath: chips fly on an arc, out of a fixed
overlay so no container clips one crossing from a button to the felt. It knows
nothing about blackjack.
Also: cards land with weight and a degree or two of tilt, so a hand looks dealt
rather than typeset; the dealer takes a beat before drawing out; and a natural
gets confetti, which is the only thing in the room that does.
Driven in a real browser, which is the only way to review an animation — and
which is what caught the verdict pill rendering white on white in a dark room,
a chip rack sitting on top of the dealer, and Hit being offered over a table
that was still being paid out. devcasino_test.go is that harness, kept.
The last attempt built a card face out of text: a "♠" in a span for every
pip. At the size a card actually is, a suit character renders as a speck —
the shape is whatever font answered, it doesn't scale, and it can't be put
on the half-row a real pip layout needs. The result read worse than the
plain rank it replaced.
So each face is one SVG on a 100×140 field, suits as vector shapes, pips at
the coordinates a printed deck puts them. Courts get a framed panel with the
suit above the letter and again below it upside down — mirroring a letter,
which is what the first pass did, just stacks two of them into a blob; a real
court mirrors a figure.
Also restores .pete-card-back, which went out with the text rules it was
sitting among: without it a face-down card had no back at all, so the
dealer's hole card was invisible on the felt. Caught by driving a hand.
The tables were living in the news app's shell: Pete's face in the header
and the footer, the channel nav, search, the reader, the weather canvas,
the PWA. A casino is not a news page with a felt on it.
So it gets its own layout. What carries over is the design language — the
four palette vars, Fredoka/Nunito, the fat rounded cards, the dropped
shadow. What doesn't is every control it has no use for. gamesPage stops
embedding the news pageData, which is what keeps the furniture from
drifting back one convenient field at a time.
It keeps a clock, but tells a different joke with it: Casinopolis by day,
Casino Night Zone from six, palette and felt and the sign over the door all
changing together. The rule lives in roomAt() for the first paint and again
in the browser, so a player abroad gets their own evening.
And the cards are cards now — corner indices in both corners, the bottom
one upside down as printed, pips on the three-by-seven grid every real deck
has used for four hundred years, courts as a letter with the suit over each
shoulder. Driven in a real browser, both rooms, dealt through to a payout.
The engine, the escrow and the wire were all in place; nothing had a browser on
the end of it. This is that end: a lobby, a table, and the five endpoints between
them.
The browser holds no game. It sends intents and gets back a view — the cards it
is entitled to see, and the script of how they arrived, one event per card off
the shoe. The dealer's hole card is not in the payload at all until the reveal,
because a field the client is told to ignore is a field somebody reads in
devtools. The shoe lives in game_live_hands, which also means a redeploy
mid-hand no longer costs a player their stake: the hand is still there when they
come back.
The money is ordered so nothing can be spent twice. The stake leaves the stack in
the same statement that checks it exists, before a card is dealt. Every new hand
is seated with a plain INSERT, so a double-clicked Deal is decided by the primary
key rather than by a read that raced — it loses, gets its chips back, and the
hand in progress is untouched. A double takes its raise up front and hands it
straight back if the engine refuses the move.
Cards are dealt rather than swapped in — they fly out of the shoe and turn over,
which was a requirement and not a flourish. The faces and the chips are still
plain; that's next.