gogobee/internal/plugin/adventure_flavor_blacksmith.go

package plugin

// ── Blacksmith Flavor Text Pools ────────────────────────────────────────────

var blacksmithGreetings = []string{
	"_wipes hands on apron and looks you over slowly_ You've seen some action. I can tell. Come inside. Let me experience what you've been working with.",
	"_sets down hammer_ Don't be shy. I've seen worse. Bring it here. I'll get it back to its full size in no time.",
	"I don't judge the condition things arrive in but I _always_ know how to make them feel... oh so much better. Weapons and armor too.",
	"_gestures broadly at the forge_ Everything in here gets my full and undivided attention. You have my word on that. Unless a ball gag is involved. \u2764\ufe0f",
	"You look like someone who's been putting their equipment through a lot. That's what I'm here for. Show me everything.",
}

var blacksmithInspection = []string{
	"Oh. Oh that's seen some use. _runs thumb along the edge_ Don't worry. I know exactly what this needs.",
	"This one's been neglected. I can tell. People don't appreciate what they have until it's been beaten down until it can't take any more. Then it's my job to _slowly_ build you... it... back up completely from bottom to the top.",
	"_whistles low_ That's a lot of damage. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying I'm going to need some time with this one.",
	"Good bones. Good bones. A little beaten up but my skilled fingers have brought worse back from the brink to highs rarely seen nor experienced on Earth! ...Oh I can fix your item too.",
	"_holds it up to the light_ I've had my hands on a lot of these. This one needs work. The good kind of work. _looks you deeply in the eyes_ The only kind of work I know how to do.",
}

var blacksmithPayment = []string{
	"_pockets the gold without looking at it_ Money is fine. The work is the reward.",
	"Generous. I'd have done it for less. Don't tell anyone.",
	"_nods slowly_ Fair. Now let me get to it. I work better when I'm not being watched. Come back in a bit.",
	"You're paying for the expertise. Anyone can hit metal. Not everyone knows where to hit it. Or how to hit it to get it quivering after each strike until it's begging for more! _there's an awkward silence_ Anyway. Time to get to work.",
	"The gold is appreciated. Now. Unless you have need for my services from the _ahem_ hidden menu, come back later.",
}

var blacksmithCompletion = []string{
	"There. _slides it across the counter_ Good as new. Better, actually. I know what I'm doing.",
	"_breathes heavily_ Done. That one took something out of me. Worth it though. Always worth it.",
	"You feel that? That's what it's supposed to feel like. Full. Firm. Ready for anything at any time. Just like me.",
	"I worked it until it couldn't take any more. Then I worked it a little more. I'm more than happy to give you a demonstration sometime.",
	"_wipes forehead_ The difficult ones are always the most satisfying. Take it. Come back when it needs attention again. And it will need attention again.",
	"It's hot right now. Give it a moment before you put it on. Trust me on that.",
	"_stares at the finished piece for a moment longer than necessary_ Beautiful. Okay. Take it. Go.",
}

var blacksmithMasterwork = []string{
	"_pauses_ This is Masterwork. _sets everything else down_ This gets my complete focus. Nothing else exists right now.",
	"I don't rush Masterwork. I don't care how long it takes. Some things deserve to be done properly.",
	"_closes eyes briefly_ I've been waiting for one of these to come through here. You have no idea how long I've been waiting.",
	"Extra charge for Masterwork. Not because it's harder. Because it deserves more of me. It demands more of me. And oh god it will get it, don't you worry at all.",
}

var blacksmithArena = []string{
	"_goes very still_ Is that... Arena gear? _looks up at you_ Where did you get this. Never mind. Don't tell me. Just leave it.",
	"I've heard about this. I've never had one on my table before. _voice drops_ Close the door.",
	"The Arena gear gets the good tools. I don't use these for everything. Just for things that matter.",
}

var blacksmithFullCondition = []string{
	"_looks it over_ There's nothing to do here. It doesn't need me. _sounds slightly disappointed_ Come back when it does.",
	"Full condition. You've been taking care of it. Good. I appreciate that in a person.",
	"Nothing to fix. Come back when you've broken something. Or you need me to break you. Special offer. Just for you.",
}

var blacksmithBrokenCondition = []string{
	"_long pause_ ...How. _another pause_ You know what. It doesn't matter. I've seen things. Sit down.",
	"This is what happens when people don't come see me regularly. _not accusatory. somehow worse than accusatory._",
	"I can fix this. It'll take longer. And cost more. And I'm going to need you to just... not talk while I work. Can you do that.",
	"_picks it up gingerly_ It's not dead. It just needs someone who knows what they're doing. Lucky for you I always know what to do in _every_ situation. \u2764\ufe0f",
	"_looks at the condition, looks at you, looks back at the condition_ You know it costs more when you let it get like this. Of course you know. You just didn't care. That's fine. I care enough for both of us. It'll cost you.",
	"This could have been avoided with regular visits. _slides the cost estimate across the counter without breaking eye contact_",
}