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Three things, and the first one was a bug. Your own hand didn't move until the lap ended. bump() keeps the bots' fans honest and has always refused seat zero, and nothing else touched yours — so a +4 landing on you at the top of a lap put four backs into your hand and then nothing, and the cards themselves turned up seconds later when the script finished and paint() finally ran. You spent the whole lap looking at a hand you no longer held. The engine now stamps your hand onto every event that changes it (Event.Hand, seat zero only, which is the one hand the browser is already entitled to see) and the table redraws as the cards land. Measured in the running app: 2 -> 3 cards at 414ms into a 1791ms lap. You couldn't call UNO, and not because the button was missing: going down to one card *was* the call. discard() fired the uno event by itself, which made it a thing that happened to you rather than a thing you did, and a rule nobody can fail is not a rule. So now you say it or you don't (Move.Uno), and if you don't, every bot still in the game gets one look at you before any of them plays — because a bot that has moved on is a bot that has stopped watching your hand. It runs the other way too, and that half is the fun one: a bot forgets often enough to be worth watching for, and when it does it says *nothing*. No event, no badge, no tell on the felt except the count beside its fan reading "1 card". Catch it and it takes two; call a seat that had nothing to hide and you take two yourself, which is what stops the catch button from being a thing you simply mash. Which cards owe the call is the engine's answer, not a count of your hand: No Mercy's "discard all" takes every card of its colour with it, so a six-card hand can land on one, and a browser subtracting one from six walks you into a catch it never warned you about. And the room was silent. Every sound in here is *made* — an oscillator, a burst of filtered noise, an envelope — the same bargain the weather engine takes with its clouds. A card is a slap of noise through a bandpass, a chip is two detuned sines with a knock on the front, a win is four notes going up. No asset files, no round trips, and a sound can be pitched and detuned per call instead of being the same wav three hundred times. Hooked into the FX layer rather than into the games, so every table that throws a chip or turns a card got it at once. The multiples moved, and the test that exists to catch that caught it. The naive strategy now calls UNO, because calling is a button and not a strategy — what these tiers price is bad card play, not a player who ignores the felt shouting at them — and on that footing the normal tables come back to where they were (40.1 / 28.5 / 23.1). No Mercy Full House did not: it was paying a *negative* house edge, which is the house paying you to sit down. Re-priced 3.8 -> 3.5. Claude-Session: https://claude.ai/code/session_013M5nD7PgUboJXoDcYHzpuJ
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3.8 KiB
HTML
65 lines
3.8 KiB
HTML
{{define "_chipbar"}}
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<section data-chipbar
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class="rounded-3xl bg-[color:var(--card)] p-5 sm:p-6 shadow-pete border-2 border-[color:var(--ink)]/10">
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<div class="flex flex-wrap items-center gap-x-6 gap-y-4">
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<div class="min-w-0">
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<div class="text-xs font-semibold uppercase tracking-wider text-[color:var(--ink)]/50">Chips in front of you</div>
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<div class="flex items-baseline gap-2">
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<span data-chips class="font-display text-3xl font-bold tabular-nums">—</span>
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<span data-pending class="hidden text-sm font-semibold text-[color:var(--ink)]/60 animate-pulse"></span>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="min-w-0">
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<div class="text-xs font-semibold uppercase tracking-wider text-[color:var(--ink)]/50">Your wallet</div>
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<div class="flex items-baseline gap-1.5">
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<span data-euros class="font-display text-2xl font-bold tabular-nums text-[color:var(--ink)]/70">—</span>
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<span class="text-sm text-[color:var(--ink)]/40" title="Pete reads this off the game box every couple of minutes, so it lags a little.">€, give or take</span>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class="ml-auto flex flex-wrap items-center gap-2">
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<div class="flex items-center gap-1.5 rounded-full bg-[color:var(--ink)]/5 p-1.5">
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<label for="buyin-amount" class="sr-only">How many chips?</label>
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<input id="buyin-amount" data-buyin-amount type="number" min="1" step="1" value="100"
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inputmode="numeric" enterkeyhint="go"
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class="w-24 rounded-full bg-[color:var(--card)] px-3 py-1.5 text-sm font-semibold tabular-nums
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border-2 border-[color:var(--ink)]/10 focus:outline-none focus:border-[color:var(--accent)]">
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<button type="button" data-buyin
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class="rounded-full bg-[color:var(--accent)] px-4 py-1.5 text-sm font-bold text-white shadow-pete
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hover:brightness-105 active:translate-y-px disabled:opacity-40 disabled:pointer-events-none transition">
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Buy chips
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</button>
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</div>
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<button type="button" data-cashout
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class="rounded-full bg-[color:var(--card)] px-4 py-2 text-sm font-bold shadow-pete border-2 border-[color:var(--ink)]/10
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hover:bg-[color:var(--ink)]/5 active:translate-y-px disabled:opacity-40 disabled:pointer-events-none transition">
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Cash out
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</button>
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<!-- The room's volume. It lives in the chip bar because the chip bar is the
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one thing every table has, and the sound is the room's rather than any
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one game's. -->
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<button type="button" data-sfx-toggle aria-pressed="false"
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class="grid h-10 w-10 place-items-center rounded-full bg-[color:var(--card)] shadow-pete border-2 border-[color:var(--ink)]/10
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hover:bg-[color:var(--ink)]/5 active:translate-y-px transition">
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<svg data-sfx-on viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="h-5 w-5" aria-hidden="true">
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<polygon points="11 5 6 9 2 9 2 15 6 15 11 19 11 5"></polygon>
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<path d="M15.54 8.46a5 5 0 0 1 0 7.07"></path>
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<path d="M19.07 4.93a10 10 0 0 1 0 14.14"></path>
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</svg>
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<svg data-sfx-off viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="hidden h-5 w-5" aria-hidden="true">
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<polygon points="11 5 6 9 2 9 2 15 6 15 11 19 11 5"></polygon>
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<line x1="23" y1="9" x2="17" y2="15"></line>
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<line x1="17" y1="9" x2="23" y2="15"></line>
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</svg>
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<span data-sfx-label class="sr-only">Mute the room</span>
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</button>
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</div>
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</div>
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<p data-chipbar-msg class="hidden mt-3 rounded-2xl bg-[color:var(--ink)]/5 px-4 py-2 text-sm font-semibold"></p>
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</section>
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{{end}}
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