gogobee/internal/plugin/adventure_flavor_treasure.go

package plugin

// ── TREASURE DISCOVERY ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
// Fired when a rare treasure drops alongside normal loot resolution.
// The treasure DM arrives after the normal outcome DM.
// Tone scales by tier: Tier 1 is unhinged excitement for garbage.
// Tier 5 is one paragraph, terse, slightly wrong-feeling.
// {treasure_name}, {bonus_desc}, {location} are substituted at send time.

var TreasureDiscovery = map[int][]string{

	// ── TIER 1 ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
	// These are bad items described as world-historical finds.
	// The bot has fully lost the plot. The item is a button or a bent coin.
	// The description insists otherwise with complete sincerity.
	1: {
		"WAIT.\n\n" +
			"WAIT. Something else was in there.\n\n" +
			"Among the rat droppings and damp and general misery of {location}, " +
			"you have found THE {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"Historians — future historians, the ones who will one day write " +
			"about THIS SPECIFIC MOMENT in a dungeon that smells like wet rat — " +
			"will call this a turning point. The turning point has happened. " +
			"You are the turning point.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. The universe has acknowledged you. " +
			"The acknowledgement smells faintly of damp. That's fine. It's still acknowledgement.",

		"ADDITIONAL FINDING.\n\n" +
			"You almost missed it. You ALMOST MISSED IT. " +
			"In the corner, behind the loose stone, wrapped in what was once " +
			"probably cloth and is now mostly an aspiration: the {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"This is real. This is a real thing that is now in your possession. " +
			"You have {treasure_name} and nobody else does and the rats " +
			"were RIGHT THERE and didn't even know what they were sitting next to.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n" +
			"You're welcome for finding it. You found it. It's found. It's yours.",

		"STOP EVERYTHING ELSE.\n\n" +
			"The loot is fine. The loot can wait. " +
			"There is something more important than the loot and it is the {treasure_name} " +
			"which you have just found in {location} and which is NOW YOURS.\n\n" +
			"Is it large? No. Is it impressive to look at? " +
			"That depends on what you're looking for, and what you're looking for is HISTORY, " +
			"and history is right here in your hand and it is the {treasure_name} " +
			"and it provides {bonus_desc} and that is not nothing.\n\n" +
			"That is SOMETHING. That is EXACTLY SOMETHING.",

		"A RARE TREASURE HAS BEEN FOUND.\n\n" +
			"Category: Incredible.\n" +
			"Location found: {location}, which will now be famous for this.\n" +
			"Item: {treasure_name}.\n" +
			"Bonus: {bonus_desc}.\n" +
			"Rarity: extremely rare, extremely exciting, extremely yours.\n\n" +
			"The rats didn't find it. Other adventurers didn't find it. " +
			"You found it. In a damp cellar. Wearing the Goddamn Offensive Helmet, " +
			"possibly, depending on your gear situation. " +
			"The helmet doesn't diminish this. Nothing diminishes this.",

		"Oh.\n\nOH.\n\n" +
			"Under the thing, behind the other thing, in the part of {location} " +
			"that smelled worst and seemed least likely to contain anything good:\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"You've read about items like this. Well — you haven't, specifically, " +
			"because items like this aren't in books, because people who find them " +
			"don't write books, they just carry the items and have better outcomes. " +
			"Now you're one of those people.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. Go. Go tell someone. " +
			"Tell everyone. They won't understand. Tell them anyway.",

		"TREASURE ALERT. RARE TREASURE ALERT.\n\n" +
			"This is not a drill. The {treasure_name} has been found. " +
			"In {location}. By you. Today.\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name} provides {bonus_desc}, which is a passive bonus " +
			"that will apply every single day that you hold it, " +
			"which should be every single day going forward, " +
			"because why would you ever not hold it, " +
			"because it is THE {treasure_name} and you FOUND IT.\n\n" +
			"The rats had no idea. They were RIGHT THERE.",

		"Hidden. It was hidden. Not dramatically hidden — " +
			"not behind a puzzle or a boss or a sealed door — " +
			"just quietly hidden in a way that means " +
			"most people walked past it without looking correctly.\n\n" +
			"You looked correctly. You found the {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. " +
			"The {location} has been keeping this from everyone. " +
			"It is no longer keeping it from you. " +
			"You have it. It's in your inventory right now. Go look.",

		"Congratulations are in order and they are being given now.\n\n" +
			"Congratulations.\n\n" +
			"You have found the {treasure_name} in {location} " +
			"and you have done so under conditions that were not ideal " +
			"(they are never ideal in {location}) " +
			"and the {treasure_name} provides {bonus_desc} " +
			"and this is one of the better things that has happened to you.\n\n" +
			"The bar for 'better things that have happened to you' includes some dark entries. " +
			"This one is good. Genuinely good. Take the win.",
	},

	// ── TIER 2 ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
	// Still excited, but dialing back to merely very enthusiastic.
	// The item is clearly better than a button. The description knows it.
	2: {
		"Something else came out of {location} today.\n\n" +
			"Beyond the normal loot, beyond what was expected: the {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"This is a real find. Not a bent button or an ambiguous artifact — " +
			"a real, useful, genuinely interesting thing that provides {bonus_desc} " +
			"as long as you hold it, which you should do indefinitely.\n\n" +
			"The goblins had no idea what they were sitting on. " +
			"Classic goblins.",

		"The {treasure_name}. In {location}.\n\n" +
			"You found it past the goblins, past the traps, past the part of the dungeon " +
			"that most people turn around in because it gets uncomfortable. " +
			"You didn't turn around. The {treasure_name} was the reason not to turn around, " +
			"even though you didn't know that yet.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. " +
			"Hold onto it. This is not a thing you found every day.",

		"A rare treasure. Actual rarity — not 'this seems unusual' rarity " +
			"but statistically unlikely, specifically here, specifically today, specifically you.\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name} from {location}.\n" +
			"Bonus: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"The goblins were between you and this. You went through the goblins. " +
			"In retrospect the goblins were guarding this, badly, " +
			"without knowing it, which is the best kind of guarding " +
			"from your perspective.",

		"There it was. Sitting in a room in {location} that didn't announce itself, " +
			"didn't have dramatic lighting, didn't have a boss standing in front of it. " +
			"Just sitting there. The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"You almost didn't check the room. You almost walked past it. " +
			"You didn't walk past it.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. " +
			"The almost doesn't matter. You have it.",

		"Rare find from {location}: the {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"This doesn't happen every run. It doesn't happen most runs. " +
			"Today it happened, and you were the one it happened to, " +
			"and {bonus_desc} is now a permanent feature of your operation " +
			"as long as this stays in your inventory.\n\n" +
			"Keep it in your inventory.",

		"Beyond the loot, behind what looked like a dead end, " +
			"in the part of {location} where the map gets vague:\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"Rare. Real. Yours. " +
			"The kobolds who were using that room as a shortcut " +
			"had been walking past it for years.",
	},

	// ── TIER 3 ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
	// Matter-of-fact but notable. The item is genuinely interesting.
	// The description respects it without losing the voice.
	3: {
		"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"It was in {location}, past everything that tried to stop you getting to it. " +
			"The things that tried to stop you did not fully stop you. " +
			"The {treasure_name} was what they were protecting and now it's yours.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. " +
			"This is a significant find. The crypt knew what it had.",

		"Past the Draugr, past the skeletons, past the ghost that let you through " +
			"for reasons it didn't share: the {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"It was waiting. Not dramatically — things don't wait dramatically in crypts, " +
			"they wait in the dark, quietly, correctly. " +
			"The {treasure_name} waited correctly and now it's yours.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. Keep it.",

		"A rare treasure from {location}.\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name}. {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"At this tier, rare means genuinely rare — not 'unusual' rare, " +
			"not 'interesting' rare, but 'most people who come here don't come back with this' rare. " +
			"You came back with this. Note the difference.",

		"The {treasure_name} was in {location}.\n" +
			"You were in {location}.\n" +
			"These two facts are now connected in a way that benefits you.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. " +
			"The benefit is ongoing. The {treasure_name} stays in your inventory " +
			"and the benefit continues. Don't lose it.",

		"Something was in the inner chamber of {location} " +
			"that the outer chambers were keeping people away from.\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"You got to the inner chamber. You have the thing the outer chambers were hiding. " +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}. " +
			"The crypt is less well-guarded now than when you arrived.",
	},

	// ── TIER 4 ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
	// Understated. The item has gravity. The description doesn't oversell it
	// because it doesn't need to. One or two sentences of context.
	4: {
		"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"You found it in {location}. It came with you.\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"At this tier, 'rare' is a significant understatement. " +
			"Hold onto it.",

		"Among everything that came out of {location} today, " +
			"the {treasure_name} is the thing that matters most.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"It's been in there for a long time. " +
			"It came out with you. That means something, probably.",

		"The {treasure_name} was in {location}.\n" +
			"It is now in your inventory.\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"This is not the kind of item that turns up in Tier 1 dungeons. " +
			"This is not the kind of item that turns up often anywhere. " +
			"You are at Tier 4, doing Tier 4 things, and this is one of them.",

		"A Tier 4 rare find.\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name} from {location}.\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"The Troll Bridge Depths held onto this for a long time. " +
			"You are the reason it stopped holding on.",

		"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"It has history. It doesn't need to explain its history to you. " +
			"The bonus is {bonus_desc} and that's the relevant part right now.\n\n" +
			"The rest of the history is available to you if you look. " +
			"Most people who look wish they hadn't. " +
			"Most people look anyway.",
	},

	// ── TIER 5 ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
	// Terse. One paragraph. Slightly wrong-feeling, like the item is aware.
	// No exclamation marks. No enthusiasm. Just weight.
	5: {
		"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"You found it in the Abyssal Maw. It found you in the Abyssal Maw. " +
			"The distinction matters less at depth.\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"It came with you. Some things don't come with you. This one did. " +
			"Think about what that means.",

		"The {treasure_name} is in your inventory.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"This is a Tier 5 rare. The Abyssal Maw doesn't give these up. " +
			"The Abyssal Maw gave this one up. " +
			"That's a sentence worth sitting with.",

		"You have the {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"It was in the Abyssal Maw. The things that were between you and it " +
			"are not between anything and anything anymore. " +
			"The Maw is noting this. So is the item.",

		"The {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
			"It's warm. It was warm when you found it, which it shouldn't be, " +
			"which is information you've decided not to investigate right now.\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"Right now is for coming home. " +
			"The investigation can happen later.",

		"Rare. Tier 5 rare, which means: most people who try for this don't get it. " +
			"Some of them tried for a very long time.\n\n" +
			"The {treasure_name}. {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"You have it. " +
			"Keep it somewhere it won't be lost. " +
			"The Abyssal Maw does not give second chances.",

		"The {treasure_name} is yours.\n\n" +
			"BONUS: {bonus_desc}.\n\n" +
			"The Abyssal Maw had it. You have it now. " +
			"The Maw is aware of the transfer. " +
			"The Maw is considering its position. " +
			"You should not be in the Maw when it finishes considering.",
	},
}

// Room announcement for Tier 5 treasure finds only.
// Posted to the game room, separate from the player's DM.
// Terse. One line. No fanfare. The rarity does the work.
var TreasureRoomAnnouncement = []string{
	"🔴 {name} found the {treasure_name} in {location}. It came with them.",
	"🔴 {name} recovered the {treasure_name} from {location}. The Maw noticed.",
	"🔴 {name} has the {treasure_name}. They found it in {location}. It let them take it.",
	"🔴 The {treasure_name} has left {location}. {name} has it now.",
	"🔴 {name} came out of {location} with the {treasure_name}. They came out.",
}

// Inventory cap — player found a 4th treasure and must discard one.
var TreasureInventoryCap = []string{
	"You found the {treasure_name}.\n\n" +
		"This is good news. The bad news is your pockets.\n\n" +
		"You are already carrying three treasures and your inventory " +
		"has filed a formal structural objection:\n\n" +
		"1. {treasure_1} — {bonus_1}\n" +
		"2. {treasure_2} — {bonus_2}\n" +
		"3. {treasure_3} — {bonus_3}\n\n" +
		"You must discard one to make room. Reply with 1, 2, or 3.\n" +
		"The discarded item leaves forever and will take it personally.\n\n" +
		"Or reply 'keep' to leave the {treasure_name} behind.\n" +
		"It will stay where you found it.\n" +
		"It will be there when you come back.\n" +
		"It will remember that you left it.",

	"The {treasure_name}. Here. Now. Yours, conditionally.\n\n" +
		"The condition is that you're already carrying three treasures " +
		"and the universe has a firm three-treasure policy " +
		"that it enforces through inventory mechanics.\n\n" +
		"Current treasures:\n" +
		"1. {treasure_1} — {bonus_1}\n" +
		"2. {treasure_2} — {bonus_2}\n" +
		"3. {treasure_3} — {bonus_3}\n\n" +
		"One of these goes. Reply 1, 2, or 3 to discard it.\n" +
		"Or reply 'keep' to leave the {treasure_name} in {location}.\n" +
		"The {treasure_name} will wait. It has nowhere else to be.",

	"Good news and a problem, arriving together as they usually do.\n\n" +
		"Good news: the {treasure_name}.\n" +
		"Problem: you have three treasures already and can only hold three.\n\n" +
		"1. {treasure_1} — {bonus_1}\n" +
		"2. {treasure_2} — {bonus_2}\n" +
		"3. {treasure_3} — {bonus_3}\n\n" +
		"Reply 1, 2, or 3 to discard one and take the {treasure_name}.\n" +
		"Reply 'keep' to leave the {treasure_name} where it is.\n\n" +
		"Either way: you've found it. " +
		"The finding counts whether you take it or not.\n" +
		"The bonus doesn't apply unless you take it.\n" +
		"Just noting that.",
}

// ── DAILY SUMMARY ONE-LINERS ──────────────────────────────────────────────────
// Short outcome summaries for the room-facing daily summary.
// These replace the full narrative for the summary view.
// Format: one punchy line, past tense, fits in a table row.
// Substitutions: {name}, {location}, {item}, {value}, {outcome}

var SummaryDungeonSuccess = []string{
	"Found {item} worth €{value} in {location}. Made it out.",
	"Cleared {location}. Retrieved {item}, €{value}. Home before dark.",
	"{location}: success. {item} at €{value}. No hospitalizations.",
	"Went into {location}. Came back with {item}. €{value}. Alive.",
	"Extracted {item} worth €{value} from {location}. Equipment is worse. Net positive.",
	"{item} from {location}. €{value}. The dungeon has been informed.",
	"Profitable run through {location}. {item}, €{value}, {xp} XP.",
	"{location} cleared, partially. {item} recovered. €{value} assessed.",
	"Found {item} in {location}. €{value}. Didn't die. A complete run.",
}

var SummaryDungeonExceptional = []string{
	"EXCEPTIONAL run in {location}. {item} at €{value}. Ask them about it.",
	"{location} boss dropped {item} worth €{value}. {name} is having a very good day.",
	"Inner chamber of {location} reached. {item}, €{value}. Historic.",
	"Critical run. {location}. {item} at €{value}. Screenshot this.",
	"{item} worth €{value} from the depths of {location}. The dungeon is embarrassed.",
}

var SummaryDungeonDeath = []string{
	"Died in {location}. Back in {hours}h. The {location} remains standing.",
	"{location}: death. Equipment damaged. Healthcare involved. {hours}h respawn.",
	"Did not survive {location}. The {location} did. {hours}h recovery.",
	"Killed in {location}. American healthcare has the rest. {hours}h.",
	"{location} wins this round. {name} recovers in {hours}h.",
	"Dead. {location}. {hours} hours. The equipment is worse.",
	"{name} lost the argument with {location}. Healthcare is mediating. {hours}h.",
}

var SummaryDungeonEmpty = []string{
	"Searched {location}. Found nothing. Came home.",
	"{location}: empty. Goblins/skeletons/trolls present. Treasure absent.",
	"Nothing in {location} today. The XP was also mostly absent.",
	"Three hours in {location}. Zero haul. One pot smashed out of principle.",
	"{location} gave up nothing. {name} gave up on {location} eventually.",
	"Cleared {location} of everything that could be killed. Nothing else was there.",
}

var SummaryMiningSuccess = []string{
	"Extracted {ore} worth €{value} from {location}. The mountain cooperated.",
	"{location}: {ore}, €{value}. One near-miss. Positive outcome.",
	"Mining run at {location}: {ore} recovered, €{value}, no cave-ins.",
	"Came back from {location} with {ore} and €{value} and a worse {tool}.",
	"{ore} from {location}. €{value}. The back is filing a complaint.",
}

var SummaryMiningDeath = []string{
	"Cave-in. {location}. Healthcare called. {hours}h.",
	"Died in {location}. Mining death. Rarer than dungeon death. Still death. {hours}h.",
	"{location} expressed structural concerns physically. {name}: {hours}h recovery.",
	"The {location} ceiling had a perspective. {name}: medical. {hours}h.",
	"Dead in {location}. The ore is still in there. {hours}h.",
}

var SummaryMiningEmpty = []string{
	"Mined {location} for hours. The mountain was empty. The back was not.",
	"{location}: nothing worth taking. Three hours of nothing worth taking.",
	"Empty vein in {location}. Copper-coloured rock, wall to wall.",
	"The {location} had no ore today. Just rock. Very thorough rock.",
}

var SummaryForagingSuccess = []string{
	"Foraged {item} from {location}. €{value}. No hornets.",
	"{location}: {item}, €{value}. A peaceful morning. Suspicious in retrospect.",
	"Returned from {location} with {item} worth €{value} and zero injuries. Good day.",
	"Clean haul from {location}. {item}, €{value}. The forest cooperated.",
	"{item} from {location}. €{value}. One bear made eye contact. Moved on.",
}

var SummaryForagingDeath = []string{
	"Died foraging. In {location}. Yes, foraging. {hours}h.",
	"{location} produced a fatal outcome via non-combat means. {hours}h.",
	"Dead in {location}. Bear/hornets/river/tree/mushroom involvement. {hours}h.",
	"Foraging death. {location}. The forest won. {hours}h.",
}

var SummaryForagingHornets = []string{
	"Hornets. {location}. No loot. Significant swelling.",
	"Found hornets in {location}. The hornets found back.",
	"{location}: hornets. No haul. Home eventually.",
	"Hornets in {location}. As always. No loot. Many regrets.",
}

var SummaryForagingBear = []string{
	"Bear encounter in {location}. Armor damaged. Loot lost. Home.",
	"{location}: bear. Equipment worse. Running occurred. Home.",
	"The {location} bear had opinions. Armor absorbed the first opinion.",
}

var SummaryForagingRiver = []string{
	"River crossing in {location}. Lost {item}. Boots ruined. Oregon Trail.",
	"The river kept {item}. {name} kept everything else, soaking wet.",
	"{location} river: took {item}, gave back nothing. Boots are planters now.",
}

var SummaryResting = []string{
	"Did not leave the house. Gained nothing. Avoided death. Low bar.",
	"Resting today. XP: zero. Loot: zero. Alive: yes.",
	"No action. Hovel. Wall. Nothing. Home.",
	"Sat this one out. The dungeons noticed. The dungeons don't care.",
	"Rest day. TwinBee noticed.",
}

var SummaryDead = []string{
	"Currently dead. Returns {time} UTC.",
	"In healthcare. {time} UTC release expected.",
	"Recovering. The insurance paperwork is ongoing. Back {time} UTC.",
	"Dead. Healthcare. {time}. The usual.",
	"Not available. Medical reasons. {time} UTC.",
}

// Standout lines — bottom of the daily summary, one per day.
// Picks the most notable outcome across all adventurers.
var SummaryStandoutGood = []string{
	"🏆 {name} found {item} worth €{value} in {location}. A good day by any measure.",
	"🏆 {name} had the best haul today: {item}, €{value}, {location}.",
	"🏆 Today's standout: {name}, {location}, {item} at €{value}. Well done.",
	"🏆 {name} cleared {location} and came back with €{value}. Leading today.",
	"🏆 Best outcome: {name}, €{value} from {location}. Not bad at all.",
}

var SummaryStandoutDeath = []string{
	"💀 {name} died in {location}. The {location} is getting too confident.",
	"💀 {name} lost to {location}. The rats/goblins/trolls send their regards.",
	"💀 Notable loss: {name} in {location}. Healthcare is familiar with the file.",
	"💀 {name} did not survive {location} today. A learning experience. Expensive.",
	"💀 {location} claimed {name}. {hours}h recovery. The dungeon has been noted.",
}

var SummaryStandoutTreasure = []string{
	"✨ {name} found the {treasure_name} in {location}. Rare. Real. Theirs.",
	"✨ Rare find: {name} recovered the {treasure_name} from {location}.",
	"✨ {name} found a rare treasure today. The {treasure_name}. In {location}.",
}

var SummaryStandoutHornets = []string{
	"🐝 {name} found hornets in {location}. Again.",
	"🐝 {name} and the hornets of {location} have met again. The hornets won again.",
	"🐝 Today's hornet report: {name}, {location}, outcome as expected.",
}

// TwinBee summary one-liners (used in the TwinBee section of daily summary)
var TwinBeeSummarySuccess = []string{
	"Visited {location}. Retrieved {loot} worth €{value}. Returned in excellent condition.",
	"{location}: success. {loot} recovered at €{value}. Standard operation.",
	"Cleared {location}. {loot}, €{value}. TwinBee has reported this as typical.",
	"{loot} worth €{value} from {location}. TwinBee is unsurprised.",
	"Professional operation in {location}. {loot}, €{value}. No further comment.",
}

var TwinBeeSummaryWithdrawal = []string{
	"Visited {location}. Tactical withdrawal executed. Haul: none. Assessment: ongoing.",
	"{location}: early departure. Strategic positioning. Returns tomorrow.",
	"Reconnaissance of {location} complete. Phase Two: tomorrow.",
	"Withdrew from {location} on schedule. The schedule has been updated.",
	"{location} assessed. TwinBee returns tomorrow. The {location} has been warned.",
}

var TwinBeeSummaryEmpty = []string{
	"Visited {location}. Nothing there today. TwinBee notes this for the record.",
	"{location}: empty. The dungeon has failed to provide. TwinBee has noted it.",
	"Nothing found in {location}. TwinBee is filing feedback with the dungeon.",
}